lazypacific:

i eat cake everyday because i know somewhere out there, it’s someone’s birthday

(via heart)

cokeflow:

I’m glad people can’t read my mind cause all they’d be hearing is me saying lmao to myself

(Source: fingerblaster113, via heart)

    me: *puts earphones in*
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    me: *plays music*
Anonymous: What's your opinion on lardons? 

What the fuck are lardons?

Anonymous: Poo poo vagina 

Vagina poo

forestfires:

im not saying we SHOULD have sex but if you asked me I wouldn’t say no

(Source: raphvel, via bitdragon)

    1: i'd bang you against a wall

clesktop:

when your friend does something embarrassing in public

image

(Source: skaijacksonvevo, via drythemsadeyes)

drythemsadeyes:

Reblog if this is a lie and you have made amazing friends on the internet.

theecholessnight ☺️

caribeaux:

caribeaux:

drdavidbrinner:

how do you know youre asexual if you havent had sex???

how do you know you arent sexually attracted to toothpaste if youve never slathered your genitalia with it and shoved the tube up your anus????

how do you know?????

You have some shockingly good points. Just a second

Update: I am not sexually attracted to toothpaste

(Source: megachikorita, via dunplease)

waluiqi:

tryna post a selfie like

image

(Source: waluiqi, via distraction)

one day i aspire to shop price high to low

(via distraction)