dw:

i hate when you become self-aware of yourself blinking

(via heart)

hologrif:

do you ever just get

viciously jealous

about people

like

no

that’s my friend

mine

(Source: dextrgrif, via drythemsadeyes)

tympanista:

loud music should be a thing in public restrooms i don’t like hearing people pee

(Source: tympanista, via drythemsadeyes)

goldella:

I never actually say hi to my friends, I just make creepy faces at them from a distance.

(Source: luxurae, via heart)

departured:

mormondad:

Why do other ppl have my name wtf

(Source: mormondad2, via heart)

drunktrophywife:

*moaning* what’s ur credit card number

(via asian)

drythemsadeyes:

samemindsthinkalike:

drythemsadeyes:

samemindsthinkalike

It’s so amazing how we started out

I messaged you first too :) so it’s all my well being aye

You must of thought I was that amazing for you to message when we Melissa introduced you to me at the bus station :P

billyjojo:

imagine getting a tattoo and then hearing the tattoo artist going like “oops”

(via drythemsadeyes)

asian:

if you have a dog we can be best friends