gnarly:

when the red light just turns green and somebody is already beepin at you

image

(via drythemsadeyes)

untexting:

i’m that kind of person who between two choices always pick the wrong one

(Source: greetings, via distraction)

botwinn:

does anyone actually pay attention to my blog or am i just kind of here

(Source: frozenjensenjizz, via distraction)

torosaurus:

oh my god you don’t understand how much i want to kiss you

or watch movies with you

or fall asleep with you

or drink coffee with you

or cuddle with you

or hold your hand

or go to amusement parks with you

or watch concerts with you 

or bake with you

i want to do everything with you 

(Source: ieromotional, via drythemsadeyes)

I love you too my beautiful amazing perfect bestie!! :3

(Source: drythemsadeyes)

intensional:

i use the word fuck so excessively i sometimes forget it’s a swear word

(via heart)

nicolasiscaged:

dragons can literally never blow out candles that is so sad

(Source: thiccthot, via asian)

dw:

i hate when you become self-aware of yourself blinking

(Source: combusken, via heart)

hologrif:

do you ever just get

viciously jealous

about people

like

no

that’s my friend

mine

(Source: hawkbishop, via drythemsadeyes)

tympanista:

loud music should be a thing in public restrooms i don’t like hearing people pee

(Source: tympanista, via drythemsadeyes)

goldella:

I never actually say hi to my friends, I just make creepy faces at them from a distance.

(Source: luxurae, via heart)

departured:

mormondad:

Why do other ppl have my name wtf

(via heart)